Today I wore the sexiest outfit you will ever see. EVER.
- T-shirt: Free.
- Shorts: What shorts?
- Spanks: Pick'n'Pay. Clothes from real clothing stores are so last season. SHOP AT SUPERMARKETS.
- Underwear: Wouldn't you like to know.
I am so good at the fashions. I should get all the awards.
Now I'm going to find some food because all I've eaten today is a Kit-Kat, a piece of cotton candy and a large mug of coffee. Well I drank the last one.